flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

flufflebuffle:

I hate if when I’m taking a picture of my wife and suddenly Nicolas Cage

(via noevilshallescapemysight)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(via theloudestlibrarian)

*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

(via theloudestlibrarian)

The band has had a few different names over the years. 

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whiskeydrinking-operating:

This is Chester. When I was in Afghanistan I got a care package from one of those “Adopt a Soldier” programs that lets families send care packages to service men and women who are deployed overseas. Anyway, I got this care package, and it came with the usual stuff: Baby wipes, crackers, peanut butter, the Dad threw in a pack of cigarettes, and there was some jerky. But there was also a little beanie baby gold fish and a hand written note from a 7 year old girl that said
“Dear Soldier, (I wasn’t even mad)
I hope you are doing well. I’m sorry you have to miss thanksgiving with your family. This is my friend Chester. He keeps me safe from monsters, but I think you need him more than I do. I hope he keeps you safe from the monsters you’re fighting. Take good care of him for me”.

You bet your ass that little fish was in my pocket every time I went on patrol.

(via theloudestlibrarian)

itscolossal:

Exploding tennis ball installation by Ana Soler

stopirwin:

i have a friend who has been taking birth control since she was 12 because she’s anemic and if she didn’t take it she would bleed out excessively during her period and end up in the hospital

dont fucking tell me that birth control isn’t crucial to people

(via sillyday)

trencly:

Teacher: Can I see your homework?
Me: Haha no way loser do your own

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