cracked:

Of course none of them would ever use their fine upstanding Tumblr account for that purpose.

27 Sex Myths You Need to Stop Believing

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via pizza)

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(via thesillysorostitute)

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

(via weirdough)